MeToo PADMAVATI AND DEEPIKA

Dear Earthlings,


I, Padmavati, have had to undergo a second agnipariksha at the hands of the Bollywood brothel which specialises in stripping women of their modesty in the name of art.  That filmmaker called Bhansali has used my immortal name to make a few bucks for himself.  Like a second Allauddin Khilji, he dared to dress me up like Basanti naachnewali and dance to his Bollywood tunes.


Deepika, who claims to be an actor, just played along.  Is it not an artist's duty to be true to the role?  For them, it was justified by the money they were going to make out of my brand name.  I refused to wear the burkha that the original Khilji had brought for me.  I chose death to dishonor, but those who rose in arms to protect my honor from the Khiljis of Bollywood were dismissed as fringe groups by the constitutional mullahs like Arnab Goswami.


They staked claim to freedom of expression and dismissed me as a myth.  Had it not been for the public outrage, I would have had to face the ignominy of sharing a bathtub with that savage called Allauddin Khilji.  What do these feminists who claim to represent the modern woman know of my sacrifice?  They belittled my act of jauhar as a retrogressive step.  Did they expect me to accept a share of the property of that filthy thug called Allauddin Khilji in return for my life just like they have sold their lives for equal right to property?


Our men folk as per the highest traditions of kshatriya culture threw themselves headlong into battle in the face of certain death and we women, not to be left behind in any way, immolated ourselves so as to protect our bodies and souls from being defiled by the vile touch of these jihadi villains.  Now, Indian men cannot even stop love jihad.


For a virtuous Indian women, it is propriety that matters more than property and she does not drink and smoke and dress like an American harlot and discuss scripts with her lecherous boss in his room at midnight and then 20 years later get flashbacks of being violated and humiliated.


These Vrinda Grovers, Indira Jaisings, Karuna Nundies, Brinda Adiges, and Ranjana Kumaris are a blot on the Bhartiya Nari.