GALWAN, FREE HAND?

Dear Indians,

Why has the Prime Criminal grown a beard of late? Has his NSA advised him that it will hide his facial expressions as he rolls his glib words down his not-so saffron tongue? "Mitroooooon, MSP bhi milegi, mandi bhi rahegi, or baazar bhi rahega. Sab ka saath, sab ka vikaas, sabhi ka avishwaas." This hard core criminal does not bat an eyelid. He must be spending a lot of time in his Niwaas rehearsing for his in-camera performances.

However, today we will be analysing only the Deceiver-in-Chief's Waterloo in Ladakh. The gaddar chowkidaar may still be a hit at the electoral box office, but deep inside he knows his game is up. Humiliation and ignominy are scheduled on his future daily menu, no matter how hard he tries to immerse himself in his daily dose of RSS-BJP orchestrated bhakti sangeet. He stands out in the cold without a fig leaf, only surrounded by his spokesdogs and army of mercenary bulls to protect him from his inevitable fate.

His Vikas is stale. He is running out of schemes to fool the masses. The beard seems to be pleading, "Don't trust them. I am the promised messiah. No, I am the next Aurobindo, the visionary. Believe me!" But, he looks more like Santa Claus, forlorn, trudging back to the North Pole without his sleigh and Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer. "Hey, is that a tank in the fog? I am Santa. Don't get carried away by my goggles and my cap. I am modern Santa, remember? Could you please give me a lift to my friend Xi's bunker over there. It is full of modern amenities, and warm, and Chinese tea for a change. He is a good fellow. He will drop me to Iceland in his personal airplane. I am influential, you know? Did you not know I am friends with Obama, Trump, Boris, Putin, and now Biden."

"I know how to cheer up you soldiers for free. I will make YouTube videos of them blowing up Pakistani bunkers with antitank missiles (who thinks of the cost?) and boost their morale with millions of my fans liking them. What would be the morale of the Indian army if I did not give them that publicity in spite of their nondescript performances?"

The chowkidaar's eyes cannot decipher the LAC in the darkness. He cannot see who has crossed it, when and where? "Koi nahi yaha". He roars lulling the bhaktas into their slumber. "Thank God, Shri Rama has sent such a 56-inch gorilla to guard this nation." But yet the poor man does not want to give up the chowkidaar's job because he has to feed millions of malnourished Indian kids and for that he needs to sell the stale Vikas bread. He needs to dupe our farmers. Will they vote for him if he does not promise them the double-triple moon? Hard luck. He has to sin for our sake, for the sake of Hindutva, for the Bharat Maata.

"Why are people blaming me?" he grumbles to himself under his breath. "The Chinese intruded during the Kargil war itself. Nobody blamed Vajpayee. He got a Bharat Ratna. Why should I deserve less? I will go out covered in glory. I am the best there is, there was, there will be. Ask Jaishankar? It was an intelligence failure". Then what is that self-styled super sleuth doing in the NSA's office? He does not even know that his son manages a hedge fund in the Cayman islands before pontificating to others on tax havens. Who certified him? Of course, our mysterious one-man army himself. Why, can't our desi Bond be fired? Is he so indispensable? That would have been the minimum action for any sincere authority to pursue.

Such puerile excuses apart, the unflattering diagnosis is that IT IS A CHARACTER FAILURE, not just of the great showman himself, but of Hindutva, nationalism, and RSS culture. It is a failure of the brahmacharya of the entire RSS top brass. If they could not resist one wave of power and pelf, then fie on their vows and penances. They have disgraced this nation and its values in peddling such crap.

The fact of the matter is that the nation is today in the hands of a saffron mafia, those who wear saffron robes, wave saffron flags, chant Hindu slogans and beguile the ignorant commercialised society with cheap dreams of superpowerdom and Hindu glory. They are unfit to build a Hindu rashtra. "We are better than Pappu's party," they declare shamelessly.

Are they? What did that effeminate Thakur do when the public finally got wind of the real story? He ran in his dhoti to Moscow. "Spare me a few Sukhois and Migs. Its urgent." Did not the Congress do just that after the Mumbai attacks? The reason is very simple. Jaishankar and Doval are old Congress hands. The only difference is they now have a saffron mask. If buying Sukhois and Migs could solve this problem, they should have been bought much earlier. Is there something called anticipation/planning? It is all about pretending a lot and doing nothing.

It was a transparent case of planicking or "hudbadaahat". Okay, forgiven, poor guys. Then they slide into their reclining chairs and reach for their amazon account on their mobiles and order thousands of crores worth of Sig Sauers, surveillance drones, light tanks and what not. Now which of these are going to turn the tide for us? We should have ordered MOABs or strategic bombers. You are telling the enemy. "Look, we will do more of the same. We will just sit there and wait for you. Aaage mat badhna, nahi to?" 

We need offensive capabilities, counterattacking maneuvers. Simple, that is not the chowkidaar's job. His job is just to boost the morale of the masses with his TRP-stirring antics and Arnab Goswami, Rajat Sharma, Suresh Chavanke, and Abhijit Mitra-Iyerval are his media managers. They say the army never had been given a free hand before. Yes, for once they are true. Even Nehru did not ask his army to fight the Chinese without guns. Yet, our boys were sent in batches by this rascal in the snow-white beard to play fisticuffs with the Chinese. A carefully planted US intelligence report confirmed that our 'brave' boys killed a 100 Chinese. No wonder, it did not take much for this strong man to go down on his knees and sign BECA without a murmur.

Oh, there was one peak-capture campaign and then everything was back to the bargaining table. So much for proactive approach. So much for our mountain division. Brahmastra has been disgraced by this bunch of Nagpuri counterfeits with their penchant for name-changing. They deceived us. We thought that these were some tough guys after listening to all that tough talk. No, this kameena is a dalaal. He revels in underhand deals with our enemies. He is a master criminal and his spokesdogs love him. Look at the Patras and Trivedis defend his failure to announce an economic boycott of China by proferring a pathetic WTO excuse. After much hullaballoo, all that he has banned are a few Chinese apps. Huawei has fallen off the radar. Now answer this question. HAS THIS SCUMBAG (YOUR PM) FIRED EVEN ONE BULLET IN THE DEFENCE OF THE MOTHERLAND?

As of now, we are organizing a million-dollar satyagraha in Ladakh and our enemy today is worse than the British, and these were the people who used to mock Gandhi. They were just a bunch of boys who wanted to have some fun and jumped on the bandwagon of Hindutva. The fact of the matter is after 1857, we have lost our martial leaders. They were the last ones to put their lives on the line. Today, we have a bunch of Chindus, who wax eloquent on our sanskriti and history, but in reality are only good at talking. DOVAL SCHEMES, JAISHANKAR PACKAGES, RANKNATH SINGH STAMPS, MODI SELLS, AND BHAGWAT ENJOYS THE SHOW.

There is a lot more to say on this, but enough for today. The second part of this post will be on line soon. But my blog does not have much reach. So if you are one of those unfortunate guys or cute gals who read and agree with this post, you have the sole responsibility to disseminate it far and wide. Don't turn your backs on me, you cowards!

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